if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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