You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
