Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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