I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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