I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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