it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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