I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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