just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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