Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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