You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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