Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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