I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
this is an emotional support booty call
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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