Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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