I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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