Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
