That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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