Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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