i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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