That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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