Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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