Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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