I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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