Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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