I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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