Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I am available for nakedness
Randomize
