Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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