I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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