were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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