I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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