Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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