I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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