yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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