Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
is it fun? or sober?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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