I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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