Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
My dad just said "fuck circus"
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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