no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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