you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it hurts more in the daytime
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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