there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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