just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
How's work?
Spinning.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
this hospital has no fireball
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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