5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You coming home soon, man?
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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