We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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