He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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