We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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