Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
the raccoons are back...
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