just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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