I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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