That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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