Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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