all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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