I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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