doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I would ride that face into the sunset
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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